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Cinnamon Brown Sugar Homemade Doughnuts

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/02/04/cinnamonbrownsugarhommadedoughnuts/Oh  your 20s. I hate the term 20-Somethings, because it’s like we’re all a big indiscernible lump of people so clueless that we need not discuss the nuances of cluelessness. But yes. Nobody can accurately describe this time in your life. For a while there I thought, “Why didn’t anybody warn me?! I have an Read more

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Superbowl Snacks

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/29/superbowlsnacks/There is only one man’s approval you should seek for your Superbowl munchies. I suppose this man is an abstraction. A piecing together of many men; though in my case he materialized as an acquaintance named Thug. Thug Red. There’s nothing necessarily thuggy about Thug Red. Thug Red is gigantic, yes. But in the cliched Read more

Brazilian Carrot Cake

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/21/brazilian-carrot-cake/I’ve been thinking a lot about the things you can’t say. I mean the things which are socially improper. The blurting out BULLSHIT. It’s like my ears have perked up to all kinds of talk about food, and there is an immense amount of food-bashing. It’s getting to be a bit trite, that’s all. Whole grain, Read more

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Birthday Wishlist- Foodie Gadgets

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/19/birthday-wishlist-foodie-gadgets/1. KitchenAid Stand Mixer–Pistachio $499.00 Alert the media, call Ellen Degeneres, Oprah and all other gift-giving talk show hosts, I must have this. Does Martha Stewart have a Make a Wish Foundation to bestow these upon poor students? If not, a good old fashioned pimp will do–I’ll sell pictures of my foot covered in honey Read more

Breakfast Pizza Portmanteau

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/16/breakfast-pizza-portmanteau/It’s a pizza, it’s breakfast, but you can have it for lunch, brunch, supper or lupper. It’s Brekzzah. Yes, this is a Brekzzah. It’s the more rebellious cousin of breakfast for supper, a melding of the world’s two most favourite foods: the breakfast and the pizza. Whether you drink a bottle of wine to yourself Read more

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Lemon & Tahini Crusted Sole– Spoonerism

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/11/lemon-tahini-crusted-sole-spoonerism/Some dinner advice: always cook with a wine of glass.  A friend comes over for lunch. She’s on a health kick, doing a New Year cleanse. There are dietary restrictions, she says, but it’s doable. I’m feeling confident, I went vegan for three months for godssakes, and attended many a pot luck where I was Read more

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Chilli Circumlocution

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/09/chilli-circumlocution/How to divulge that the chilli’s bulge in bulk is found less in thirst for blood but rather rooted in the nutritive herbivorous arts? Chilli. Chilli can go a long way as a one-pot meal, and seen as it is the New Year I will give you a pretty healthy vegetarian chilli. This recipe is special for Read more

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Pudding Polysyndeton

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http://nothing-found.com/2014/01/05/pudding-polysyndeton/Nigella with her English accent and her big boobs and big hips and tendency to lick the batter off the spoon. What to say? It is cold. It’s cold and I haven’t seen the sun. It’s all House of Cards and denial. A brief interlude then, before we have to face the winter music, put Read more

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Bagel Bathos

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http://nothing-found.com/2013/12/30/bagel-bathos/Infinity in the bagel is a fact; one loop continually shaped by a baker’s hands, extending into a home, a table, with a dab of butter. Its inspiration is also found with each folding of a stomach, the semblance in donut-hole navel painting the fat-bellied creator with each bite. I’ve not been in my own Read more

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Bacon Bibliomancy- A Bacon Tasting

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http://nothing-found.com/2013/12/23/bacon-bibliomancy-a-bacon-tasting/John 15:13: Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends. And so these piggies have also laid their lives for us. I figured, having started the year off as a vegan, it was only fitting to include a Bacon Tasting before the year is over. There is Read more

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